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Listed
1
Dead
0
Volume
$10

Rules

The exchange, in three paragraphs.

Pricing. Listing a product costs $10. Anyone can poof a listing by paying the current ask. Anyone can restore it by paying the new ask — not just the owner. That's the fight. The formula is the whole game: price = (rounds fought + 1) × $10. A brand-new listing is always $10 to touch. One that's been fought over seven times costs $80. There is no pot, no prize, and no payout. Every payment buys a placement or a removal. Signing a kill is free — put your product's name and link on the tombstone, or stay “anonymous.”

Poofing a competitor. You do not have to wait for someone to list themselves. For $20 we will put any product on the wall and poof it off in one move, signed with your name. Nothing happens to their actual site — this is a wall, not a takedown — and the tombstone keeps a working link to them. We never email the target. If you own a product someone listed and you want it gone, email us and we will remove it for free, no questions.

Ban policy. This is a wall of products, not people. Listings that are illegal, sexual, or that target a person rather than a product are removed without refund, and the domain is blocked from coming back. “Poof a product” is the joke. “Poof a person” is a harassment complaint. We will not host that.

Refunds. If two people pay for the same round, the first webhook wins. The slower payment is not refunded — you paid to fight, and you were late. If we ban a listing, we refund the last action on it. We do not refund a completed poof or restore because you changed your mind, and we do not refund a listing whose site later dies. A dead domain becomes a tombstone.

Contact. Bans, billing, and anything else: [email protected].

See also Terms and Privacy.